The Awards
A full accounting of who earned what this year — the hardware, the hot streaks, and the humiliations.
Cellar to champion in one calendar year — the biggest turnaround story of the season, capped with the Leg Lamp.
Ripped off four wins in a row down the stretch and still finished just outside the cutoff — the platonic ideal of middling.
More than 100 points worse than any other team in the league. Nowhere to hide.
The offense that never showed up. Self-explanatory.
Led the league in scoring by more than 300 points over the next closest team — the offensive engine behind the turnaround.
Made the playoffs. Made the championship. Lost — again. Hasn't lifted the Leg Lamp since the 2015 season.
Went from reigning champion to last place and sold off everything but Josh Allen along the way.
Pushed the chips to the middle of the table — and it paid off with a championship.
Went from league champion to dead last in a single season. The floor fell out.
Cellar to champion in one year — the mirror image of Chris's collapse, and the biggest swing in the league.
A season of relative peace — only 37 complaints logged all year.
One year removed from winning Best Couple. The tone shifted fast once Dan realized Chris's "good luck" texts and the Baymax gif came standard for every opponent, not just him.